A week ago, I woke up newly underemployed. I had forsaken the movie industry in favor of coaching JV girls basketball. Ahem, assistant coaching. I felt betrayed — by movies, by a close friend — two separate but intertwined betrayals. That was a week ago. Today I feel better. The villains of my nightmares continue to pester my sleeping hours, but my days are free. Today, I’m writing, editing, hanging out with my cat, and teaching 14-year-olds to dribble two basketballs at once.
I should buy my boyfriend Scrabble Cheesez-Its more often…
Corrections and retractions 11/8/11 11:07PM: IT’S SPELLED CHEEZ-ITS, NOT CHEESE-ITS, YOU FOOL.
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Not to rain on your parade, but it’s spelled Cheez-Its, yo. C’mon now, you know your way around the crafty table.
BOOM!